Public Toilet Not in Use! Hamburg Declare War on Fans Who Urinate on the Stadium

Despite losing 8-0 to Bayern Munich on the weekend, Hamburg have a much bigger issue on their hands - their own fans urinating on the stadium.

That's right, fans of the relegation-threatened German outfit have decided to abandon the use of toilets and have taken up the act of just relieving themselves where ever they feel like it.

The club took to their social media channels to issue a plea to fans to stop performing the disgusting act.

⚠� Wildpinkler unerwünscht! Nicht in unser Wohnzimmer!
Der Ordnungsdienst verweist Wildpinkler gemäß der Hausordnung des #Volksparkstadions pic.twitter.com/DXVlQjJBf5

The message translated reads, as perThe Sun:Peeing prohibited.�

Feral p***ers are not wanted! Not in our living room!

The club's security staff will eject feral p***ers, in accordance with the house rules of the Volksparkstadion.�

Fans have supposedly replied in an angry manner, suggesting that the current toilet facilities in the 55,000 capacity stadium are inadequate.

Let's just hope the issue doesn't spread to the players, such as former Premier League duo Johan Djourou and Lewis Holtby, otherwise, we could see a few pitch side problems.