VIDEO: Former Arsenal Midfielder Ray Parlour Attempts to Cover Stormzy's Track 'Shut Up'

Perhaps not the man you'd be expecting to do a cover of a Stormzy track, but Ray Parlour has indeed attempted to recreate the successful rap track.

The former Arsenal midfielder was co-hosting talkSPORT's Breakfast Show, with Stormzy himself present in the studio.

His rap skills are questionable, but the inventiveness of the recreated lyrics do deserve some credit.

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Stormzy clearly enjoyed it, claiming it was "incredible", although it's unlikely to make the cut as a bonus track on his next album.

Parlour referenced ex-Arsenal players including the likes of Thierry Henry ("that man was merky"), and Patrick Vieira ("that man was our bredrin").

Here are the full lyrics in all their glory:I remember 2003, in my whip with Thierry Henry. That man was merky, he could roast teams like a turkey.

Patrick Vieira that man was our bredrin, opposition midfielders he put the fear in. Pat was a skengman and was no wasteman, but he wasn't just a hard thing, his game was peng ting.

Us Invincibles, undefeated mandem. Never looked skitz, we all worked in tandem. Wicked.�