Jose Mourinho's latest FA charge wasn't just significant for the one-match ban it netted him - it also meant that he's now been fined more than £200,000 since his return to English football in 2013.
The £16,000 snagged off the Manchester United manager this week means that he's handed over £207,000 to the Football Association in that time - and you've got to wonder what English football's head honchos might have spent that money on.
Maybe...
345,000 Mars Bars
The FA still have a partnership with Mars, right? Maybe they could get a bulk discount, or free delivery.
Approximately 1/10 of 2012-vintage Michu
Remember when every signing was measured against "you could've got [X] Michus for that!"? Well. It's back.
Almost 52 of theKohler Numi Toilet System
Billed as the most advanced toilet system in the world (yep, toilet system),it has a hands free motion sensor to open and lift the toilet seat. It plays music whilst you do your business, has a foot warmer and wait for it...it cleans and dries you when you're done.
218 Manchester United season tickets
So that they can send Jose to sit in a different one every time they give him a touchline ban!
All 23 tickets left on Stubhub for Saturday's Clasico
Including business class flights there and back. Four times over. How many people are on the board?
Pay Gareth Southgate's wages for six weeks
He's not making as much as Sam Allardyce, but it's still a hefty wedge...
Pay for the ticket ofevery Liverpool and Manchester City away fan at Old Trafford next season
There'd even be enough money left over to put on a couple of fleets of coaches!
23,077 cans of vanishing spray
The absolute revelation of the day is that you can buy referee vanishing spray for less than a tenner on Amazon - and if you don't want to buy a can and spray yourself a personal space ring on the tube, you're basically soulless.
13,800 Chelsea/Unitedhalf-and-half scarves
Never forget where the Jose Fund first started!
Pay Josh Tymon's wages for 24 years, 10 months and 11 days. Ish
Pay Josh Tymon soldiers' wages!
Pay the average nurse's wages for 448 weeks (or about eight and a half years)
Let's be honest, the NHS needs every bit of funding it can get at the moment...
€246,330, or $260,820
Not really much to add to that. Exchange rates aren't great material for comedy or footballing insight, turns out.
Fly a 'Mourinho Out' banner for 290 hours
If there's one thing the FA love, it's a bandwagon!
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