It's not even the week of Christmas yet, but transfer silly season looks to have begun in earnest, with Oscar being linked with a move to the Chinese Super League. For anything up to £60m.
Now, that seems...quite silly. More silly, even, than...
Stan Collymore's...well, Stan Collymore.
So, that @StanCollymore column eh? Let's take a look. A close look. Almost a Golby look, at this INCREDIBLE NONSENSE https://t.co/vpnZnlbC6u
Spending £60m on Angel Di Maria
At least he was good ONCE
Arsenal's Bayern Munich curse
Look, Arsene Wenger clearly upset a witch at some point, get over it.
It's happened again...https://t.co/aDtIa7IiJA
Simon Mignolet:Professional footballer
Still.
Somehow.
Not thinking Benedict Cumberbatch is literally an alien
@floopdoof HE WILL HAVE THE ASSISTANCE OF THE MASTER ALIEN, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, WHO WILL DESTROY THAT MONSTROSITY WITH ALIEN FORCES pic.twitter.com/Ikf4W4dGS6
Paying £8m for Papy Djilobodji
........Shirt sales?
What is @papydjilo15 doing over a free kick..
Liking the film Elf
There is literally nothing good about this film. Elf ruined Zooey Deschanel, and that shouldn't be possible.
The movie #Elf is not showing ANYWHERE on British TV this year.  https://t.co/4fTdBE4fqG pic.twitter.com/H6GQBofBW9
Literally sticking your balls into a blender
Almost certainly less painful than the knowledge that your football team has paid £60m for Oscar.
People who put the toilet roll the wrong way on the holder
Which way is the wrong way? C'mon. You know.
Original toilet roll holder patent from 1891. This settles it. pic.twitter.com/HPmGX9l0rO
Brexit
...anyway...
Donald Trump
Okay, maybe not.
People actually choosing to actively listen to J. Cole
Two Ringer writers on the great and frustrating J. Cole debate https://t.co/KfciGbIILj pic.twitter.com/jg6sTtw1cH
Danny Dyer being related to pretty much all of the royal family
I edited Danny Dyer on Who Do You Think You Are? down to 90 seconds of highlights pic.twitter.com/pVsSG0kMvJ
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