That bloody Raheem Sterling. Please, just stayout of the headlines mate.
Stop moving to better clubs for a better living, stop buying your mum houses with nice bathroom taps, and please stop catching easyJet flights. Just please, spend your endless supply of money on something worthwhile and act like the footballing god you're f*cking meant to be.
THE ABSOLUTE NERVE OF THIS GUY TO CATCH AN EASY JET FLIGHT pic.twitter.com/Rxw8tPlw9P
You're better than catching £80 direct flights to Manchester and sitting with us mere mortals.Raheem, you're much better than that.
Yeah, can you believe it?The Sun, obviously,are reporting that this£200,000-a-week star man of English football, who never gets ANY flak, actually bothered to sit with people beneath him in order to come home from a break in Malaga earlier this month. October 10th, to be precise.
He'd beenholidaying in Marbella with girlfriend Paige Milian after picking up a calf injury and missing England's World Cup qualifiers. And one fellow flyer told the paper: "I couldn't believe my eyes.
"My friend had gone to the toilet and I was looking down the aisle to see if I could see her.The air steward asked me if I was okay and I said I was trying to see my friend.
"He said 'oh I thought you were trying to see the famous footballer we have on board sat in row 6C'.I asked who it was and he said Raheem Sterling. He was sat near the front in an aisle seat.
"He had to move out of the way when the couple sat next to him needed to go to the toilet."
Honestly, Raheem, start acting like the untouchable footballer you actually are. Urgh. #STOPTHEPENNYPINCHING.
Honestly though, what a disgrace. "Penny Pinching" ?! pic.twitter.com/R3X0BKEBtG
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