Paul Pogba has thus farfailed to live up to his £89m price tag, but at least he's been making a few pals in the meantime.
The Frenchman, who has scored twice in the Premier League for Manchester United this season, has added a new trademark to the Pogba brand alongside dabs and crazy haircuts:
Secret handshakes.
. @prsarora @paulpogba and @JesseLingard say that this is our version! #unitedbyhcl pic.twitter.com/Zh5sURQye0
Judging by this cringeworthy routine, it seems that Pogba and Jesse Lingard have only enhanced the friendship theystruck up years ago in the United youth team.
Pogba puts far more effort into the 'dancing' than his teammate and while he might think itlooks cool, it's perhapsmore akin toa penguin waddling than anything else.Meanwhile,Lingard randomly waves his hand around for a few seconds.
He also has the kind of embarrassed grin on his face that typically follows the thought 'pleaseget me out of here right now', as he half-heartedly shuffles about in front of the more enthusiastic Pogba.
@hcltech @prsarora @paulpogba @JesseLingard  ok what is this ???? Can we have some goals from you two so we can see more of this !!!
This is what it's come to, Manchester United fans:
Pogba has spent so little time celebrating on the pitch that he's trying to perfect his performances away from it!In fairness, he's starting to adapt and it seems sooner rather than later, he'll be putting in the kind of displays he frequently did for Juventus.