Stories of botch kit clashes do not get better than this.
In Group 14 of Spain's Tercera Division, Cacereno were forced to wear plain white shirts with their numbers drawn on by hand in black marker.
The home side Jerez were sporting their usual black and green home strip, but the referee deemed the two kits brought by the visitors, one green and one black, tobe clashing with the hosts, so they had to get creative.
Camisetas con los dorsales pintados a boli. Asà está jugando el @CPCacerenoSAD ante el @JerezClubFutbol esta tarde. pic.twitter.com/AsPhLMb20Y
As you can see, the innovative jerseys really do not leave much to the imagination, the kind of thing you would expect at a kickabout in your local park - it's even too amateur for Sunday League.
Of course, Cacereno did not care one bit as they ran out 3-1 winners to increase their lead at the top of the table to seven points.
El Cacereño tuvo que jugar con camisetas blancas marcadas con bolÃgrafo @telediario_tve https://t.co/PJvnTRqiV6 pic.twitter.com/Eacn1Snf4y
This is real football lads, not those fancy Dri-Fit shirts the superstars get, although, Fifa could make a killing by putting this in their Ultimate Team section of the game.